Learning Manners

Me: Hi, Zoe, what are you doing? Are you eating lunch?

She: *pause* *nod*

Me: What are you eating? A tortilla?

She: *silence*

He: Zoe, when someone asks you a question, you should answer. You could say, Yes, I am eating a tortilla, or No, I am not eating a tortilla. But you ARE eating a tortilla, so you should say Yes.

She: Poop.

*hilarity ensues*